Lessons Learnt Today
*btw, I just realized that I need a lesson in time management. When I have time to blog, I don’t, when it’s time to study, I blog.
Anyway,
Lesson 1 : You know you do not care what your housemates think of you when you walk around the house with splotches of WHITE pimple cream all over your face. You know you REALLY do not care when one of them looks at you in a funny way with the cream on, and you just can’t figure out why until you look yourself in the mirror and start giggling yourself silly.
Which leads to…
Lesson 2 : You know you don’t care when you see (warning… puke-able description ahead) drops of urine on the toilet seat and you just shout “OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT??!!” - and you start making gagging sounds just to let your housemates know that they need to have a lesson or two in toilet etiquette.
Which sadly leads to…
Lesson 3 : NEVER NEVER NEVER move in with a guy if you are not willing to wipe his pee off the toilet seat. NEVER!!!!!!!!! (I still get goose bumps thinking of it)
Then comes…
Lesson 4 : There is no give and take when it comes to sharing with housemates (I’m still new to this). The lesser you share, the lesser the complications.
Then, when you think you still can share comes...
Lesson 5: When she starts to label her food with the letter 'S' in red, you know she means business. Well, it definitely does not stand for Safeway.
So, the major lesson learnt here is…
Lesson 6 : Never move in with someone you back-bitched about. You are bound to find MORE things that are wrong with her. Then you bitch even more and it takes up too much of your time.
WOW… all these learnt in a day. Growing up is sooo fun.
PS : Never eat watermelons before you sleep when you know that your roommates are going to have sex. Because when you gotta go... you gotta go.
Anyway,
Lesson 1 : You know you do not care what your housemates think of you when you walk around the house with splotches of WHITE pimple cream all over your face. You know you REALLY do not care when one of them looks at you in a funny way with the cream on, and you just can’t figure out why until you look yourself in the mirror and start giggling yourself silly.
Which leads to…
Lesson 2 : You know you don’t care when you see (warning… puke-able description ahead) drops of urine on the toilet seat and you just shout “OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT??!!” - and you start making gagging sounds just to let your housemates know that they need to have a lesson or two in toilet etiquette.
Which sadly leads to…
Lesson 3 : NEVER NEVER NEVER move in with a guy if you are not willing to wipe his pee off the toilet seat. NEVER!!!!!!!!! (I still get goose bumps thinking of it)
Then comes…
Lesson 4 : There is no give and take when it comes to sharing with housemates (I’m still new to this). The lesser you share, the lesser the complications.
Then, when you think you still can share comes...
Lesson 5: When she starts to label her food with the letter 'S' in red, you know she means business. Well, it definitely does not stand for Safeway.
So, the major lesson learnt here is…
Lesson 6 : Never move in with someone you back-bitched about. You are bound to find MORE things that are wrong with her. Then you bitch even more and it takes up too much of your time.
WOW… all these learnt in a day. Growing up is sooo fun.
PS : Never eat watermelons before you sleep when you know that your roommates are going to have sex. Because when you gotta go... you gotta go.
posted by g-ata-l at 10:43 AM
5 Comments:
girllll i pity u la...everywhere u go and stay in canada got prob...first antonia then now this...haih..lets just hope i can come in august and share the misery with u....btw can u tell me like exactly when is the right time for u...like the date and all and how long should i come for?? so that i can plan properly...thanks!!!!!
take care...and enjoy the sounds of sex...ooooooo!!! yeaaaaahhh!!!... thats goooooddd!!!!
hahahaha ok i better stop now!!!!
byeeeee
love,
EvilPig (SNORT! SNORT!)
Anytime between August 15-Sept 10
I'll be waiting...
oh wait... you wanna share the misery with me? i was counting on you to make their lives a living hell.
damnnn...so fun la..can harass ppl summore. damnit damnit damnit. Evilbabi gonna unleash her kuasa sakti on them.
Do take pictures.
and post them in large sizes and captions ala "pink is the new blog".
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