Oooo... Skittles
Wah... too much attention la...
Gaik Li arrives home, feeling tired and lazy because...(she can't remember why). As usual, the brother is sitting at his computer table with his hair all gelled up for... (who the hell knows why because HE NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE!!!). She quickly runs into her room, hoping to avoid the boyfriend because... (I don't want to Pong! or Kong!). Not long after shutting her door and getting all comfy on her bed, there was a knock. She answers and.. jeng jeng jeng...
Enter Kenny (the boyfriend)
He snorts and grunts a little before asking if she has had dinner.
"Eh, have you had dinner? We have leftover spare-ribs. So damn full la. It is quite good. You can have some if you want"
Gaik Li was in shock because she was never offered to share a meal with her housemates before and now they are offering her leftovers. "Wow", she thought, "It must be my lucky day!"
Being too lazy to cook, she took up that offer. She wanted to finish all of it but noticed the brother stealing glances at her. So, cut a piece as big as her palm (Nia ma).
To cut a long story short, she had to play 12 rounds of tung(east) to pay for that tiny piece of meat. She wasn't happy.
They offered her wine and beer for the next few days and she played another 24-30 rounds of tung. That's 24 to 30 x 4 for people who don't play Mah Jong.
The Maid of Honour
Gaik Li is not only their Mah Jong kaki, she is also their maid. She cooks and clean for them. She isn't happy about it but she does not know how to say no.
One fine day, she could not stand the condition of the bathtub any longer and actually went down on her knees and started scrubbing for the first time in her life. She realised that it was dirtier than she thought.
Upon closer look, she noticed a variety of hair. Some too short and too coarse to be hers. EEEEEeeeeeee
So... she scrubbed and scrubbed and she had to cook dinner for them too. And OMG!, she had to wash up too.
Gaik Li's worth
Kenny knocks on her door again. This time, she is no longer worth ribs or alcohol. He only offered her Skittles. Mind you, not the normal ones. The special sour ones. Wow! Without invitation, he sits down at her door and starts chatting. (Harroooo??!!! Who wants to hear about Mizuno's latest footwear or that your house is made of Balinese wood or that you have very very expensive car rims? One can only be that much interested after hearing it being repeated for the fourth time in two weeks!)
That's enough for now. I have a splitting headache. Had my first margarita in a year two hours ago. Still feeling it. Was at a comedy club. Thought this was funny :
Gaik Li arrives home, feeling tired and lazy because...(she can't remember why). As usual, the brother is sitting at his computer table with his hair all gelled up for... (who the hell knows why because HE NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE!!!). She quickly runs into her room, hoping to avoid the boyfriend because... (I don't want to Pong! or Kong!). Not long after shutting her door and getting all comfy on her bed, there was a knock. She answers and.. jeng jeng jeng...
Enter Kenny (the boyfriend)
He snorts and grunts a little before asking if she has had dinner.
"Eh, have you had dinner? We have leftover spare-ribs. So damn full la. It is quite good. You can have some if you want"
Gaik Li was in shock because she was never offered to share a meal with her housemates before and now they are offering her leftovers. "Wow", she thought, "It must be my lucky day!"
Being too lazy to cook, she took up that offer. She wanted to finish all of it but noticed the brother stealing glances at her. So, cut a piece as big as her palm (Nia ma).
To cut a long story short, she had to play 12 rounds of tung(east) to pay for that tiny piece of meat. She wasn't happy.
They offered her wine and beer for the next few days and she played another 24-30 rounds of tung. That's 24 to 30 x 4 for people who don't play Mah Jong.
The Maid of Honour
Gaik Li is not only their Mah Jong kaki, she is also their maid. She cooks and clean for them. She isn't happy about it but she does not know how to say no.
One fine day, she could not stand the condition of the bathtub any longer and actually went down on her knees and started scrubbing for the first time in her life. She realised that it was dirtier than she thought.
Upon closer look, she noticed a variety of hair. Some too short and too coarse to be hers. EEEEEeeeeeee
So... she scrubbed and scrubbed and she had to cook dinner for them too. And OMG!, she had to wash up too.
Gaik Li's worth
Kenny knocks on her door again. This time, she is no longer worth ribs or alcohol. He only offered her Skittles. Mind you, not the normal ones. The special sour ones. Wow! Without invitation, he sits down at her door and starts chatting. (Harroooo??!!! Who wants to hear about Mizuno's latest footwear or that your house is made of Balinese wood or that you have very very expensive car rims? One can only be that much interested after hearing it being repeated for the fourth time in two weeks!)
That's enough for now. I have a splitting headache. Had my first margarita in a year two hours ago. Still feeling it. Was at a comedy club. Thought this was funny :
"Am I pretty?"
"You are, in certain cultures"
"You are, in certain cultures"
posted by g-ata-l at 11:30 PM
2 Comments:
What are you worth GL? 1kg or chu keok cho?
Hehehe...
at times like this, you really should invest in a decoy system. it's like you press a button, and the tv suddenly spouts canto pop while you make your getaway when the victims are mesmerised to the stylings of lau tak wah.
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