Some people say the darnest things...
Actually, just one person.
1. While drinking iced cappucino at Tim Hortons : "Makes me feel like having sex"
2. Drink iced cap again at a different branch of Tim Hortons : " This doesn't taste as good as the other Tim Horton's that I go too". That is like saying the slurpee in each 7 eleven is different
3. "I've quit smoking. It was a stupid period of my life". but after dinner that day... he lit up a cigarette.
4. "I usually go to the T&T (a chain supermarket) at Metrotown because the things there are cheaper compared to the other T&T stores".
5. While talking about one girl: "She is marriage material but I just can't be with her"
6. While talking about another girl: "I really really like her. I've never liked a girl this much". Then he goes and get drunk with ANOTHER girl and 'stuff' happened.
7. "Yeah... I fast". Then he downs a beer to buka puasa.
8. " I was once unsure of myself but after 7 girlfriends, I am confident enough to flirt with a waitress because I know I have the POWER" and he says this with the most irritating eyebrow lift i've ever seen.
9. "Use the Highway calling card. I've always used it. It gives me the best minutes. It has a clear connection. It is the best". Then when I switched to the Call Asia card, that fella said, "Wow, your card gives better minutes. It is the best. Connection is clear. WOW!"
This one is a classic case of his stupidity :
10. "Hey, why don't I see you online anymore?" Well idiot, it's because I have blocked you for the past 2 bloody months
There is more of course but i don't want to irritate myself.
Now I wish the cell phone has a block feature. He has called 5 times during the past hour. I'm sooo not picking it up. AAAAAAAAAAaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
1. While drinking iced cappucino at Tim Hortons : "Makes me feel like having sex"
2. Drink iced cap again at a different branch of Tim Hortons : " This doesn't taste as good as the other Tim Horton's that I go too". That is like saying the slurpee in each 7 eleven is different
3. "I've quit smoking. It was a stupid period of my life". but after dinner that day... he lit up a cigarette.
4. "I usually go to the T&T (a chain supermarket) at Metrotown because the things there are cheaper compared to the other T&T stores".
5. While talking about one girl: "She is marriage material but I just can't be with her"
6. While talking about another girl: "I really really like her. I've never liked a girl this much". Then he goes and get drunk with ANOTHER girl and 'stuff' happened.
7. "Yeah... I fast". Then he downs a beer to buka puasa.
8. " I was once unsure of myself but after 7 girlfriends, I am confident enough to flirt with a waitress because I know I have the POWER" and he says this with the most irritating eyebrow lift i've ever seen.
9. "Use the Highway calling card. I've always used it. It gives me the best minutes. It has a clear connection. It is the best". Then when I switched to the Call Asia card, that fella said, "Wow, your card gives better minutes. It is the best. Connection is clear. WOW!"
This one is a classic case of his stupidity :
10. "Hey, why don't I see you online anymore?" Well idiot, it's because I have blocked you for the past 2 bloody months
There is more of course but i don't want to irritate myself.
Now I wish the cell phone has a block feature. He has called 5 times during the past hour. I'm sooo not picking it up. AAAAAAAAAAaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
posted by g-ata-l at 9:14 PM
1 Comments:
lolz, sianz you jie jie.. an i-di-ot, huh? sianz sianz... he must have a crush on you.. calling you so many times! hahah.. okie, bubby..have fun getting irritated!
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